Rule #13

Don't you hate it when your friends don't believe you have a blog. I certainly do. Alex, this proves I have a blog? Okay? Also, please don't make your blog all about Ke$ha.

Rule #12

This rule is generally less important than my previous rules, unless you, the reader, happens to be an avid sports fan. I really hate people that root for the sports teams that win. Unless your from the city, for example, I root for the Yankees because I'm from New York, root for your hometown or your childhood team or something. Don't be a pansy and root for the team that wins the most, root for the team you like (other for the winning factors).

P.S. If you claim that this winning team was your childhood favorite, 50% of the time, that you just said or thought, was BS.

Rule #11

For any growing teen, or any person actually, it's very important to get a good night's rest. I would say that on average, a person should sleep at least eight hours a night. Teenagers have this acute problem where they complain about not getting enough sleep during the week, but they go to bed at one or two in the morning. I for one, cannot do that, at least not for more than a couple of days. Try to go to sleep by 11:00-11:30 p.m. as a teenager, or if you can, even earlier. This should allow you to get between 7 and 8 hours of sleep per night. Good night, and don't let the bedbugs bite!

Rule #10

Don't procrastinate. Nothing sucks more than waiting until the last possible minute to study for an assignment or quiz or test. And don't bullsh*t me and say studying sucks. You're wrong. Failing sucks. Studying only sucks when you save it for the last minute. So, take my advice, and don't.

Rule #9

Wealth is not something to flaunt, especially if it's your parents, not yours. Don't go around in overly expensive clothing, carry bags that cost more than some cars, or buy coats that you'll wear maybe ten times. After all, and most parents will agree with me on this, it's rarely you're money that you're spending.

Rule #8

Always treat women with respect. Never, EVER, treat them like dirt, because, when it comes down to it, you'll either be with a woman that you respect; or no woman at all. Women do not enjoy being treated like dirt. In fact, you should treat all women, whether you like them or not, with the respect they deserve.

Rule #7

Timing is everything. Simple rule, it's easy to follow, and to remember as well. Timing meaning when to ask questions, when to tell people things, when to NOT tell people things. Examples are the following: Don't ask your physics teacher about his/her favorite food during class; tell people how your feeling during your free periods, tell jokes during your free periods, and don't tell jokes in class. Timing stuff like this will benefit you, your friends, and in this case, your teachers.